One of the age-old complaints of woman against man has been that man leaves the toilet seat up.
I have never, ever, ever understood that complaint.
Yes, I am female. And yes, I have been the victim of toilet seats left up. In fact, I probably lowered more toilet seats in my first year of potty training than most women do in their lifetimes.
But you know what? For every toilet seat I’ve lowered, someone had to raise it.
And if men are obliged to raise the darn toilet seat every time they want to go pee, there is nothing unfair whatsoever about women having to lower the seat every time they want to go pee. In fact, making man have to do all the raising and lowering himself is discriminating against him. If both have equal rights to the toilet, both have equal responsibility to the position of the toilet seat.
Guess what, ladies? Equality ain’t all peaches and cream.