Troll Cave

The Care and Feeding of Barbarians

These are the writings of a domesticated troll. As such, she does domestical sorts of things, specializing in cooking. Because she has been domesticated, many trollish features have receded, and she can be mistaken for a fairly normal sort of midget. But the trollish tempermant remains, and she has been known to bite off peoples’ heads, whack anyone who gets too close, and release copious amounts of thick, dark smoke from her ears. To the barbarians, this is almost too good: not only is she useful, she’s hysterically funny to boot. Literally. That’s a good way to get the smoke started.