Or at least, that is what the SEC must be hoping. From Macro Man…..

At the same time, we have news that the SEC is looking at policing market rumours, particularly those surrounding the financials. Something tells Macro Man that this will be a one-way street; anyone suggesting that, for example, PIMCO and SAC have pulled Lehman’s line will face reprisals, but anyone suggesting that Warren Buffett is going to buy Lehman for $100 per share will remain unscathed. The UK has a head start on this particular slippery slope, with the FSA pursuing banking sector rumour-mongers and imposing farcically low disclosure thresholds for short interest in banks doing rights issues.

It’s all vaguely 1984-ish to Macro Man. If you use inappropriate language about a bank, they’ll do you. If you sell the wrong bank short, they’ll do you. If you wonder aloud on possible forthcoming bad news about a bank, they’ll do you. Perhaps sellside analysts should just cut to the chase and rate every financial out there with a “Doubleplusgood” rating. Who knew that MiFID stood for the “Ministry of Financial Information Dissemination.”?