Unfortunately they don’t spend their time on silliness involving curses and burying gold. But you do have to wonder how they can steal a ship full of weapons. It didn’t any guards? Not enough guards, at any rate.

I wonder if the US actually has the right kind of naval capacity to prevent piracy? I don’t doubt the capability could be brought around in relatively short order if needed, but piracy suddenly proliferated like looting in a city without power, who would stop the pirates?