The fellow who wrote this has to learn things the hard way….

Did you know that if a cowboy falls just right a full grown bull dog can pull a full grown cowboy down a clinic hallway at approximately 20 mph? It’s true.

Did you know that that a full grown ostrich can kick a full grown cowboy approximately 20 yards through the air? It’s true.

Did you know that if your vet asks you to assist him in semen testing a bull that your life will be in danger if you say yes? It’s true.

Did you know that llamas spit? Well I sure wish you had said something about it before Frank got to teach me that!

Unfortunately, this post is only about how he learned that Llamas spit. I look forward to reading about how he learned the other lessons. I should warn you though, that this guy’s formatting is awful.