The reason that so many white dweebs like rap is because they can’t help but despise themselves when they look around. So they embrace the hideous portrait that rap music offers up of what man is like to escape from an equally hideous reality. The rap video below is a parody. But it amply demonstrates why white male dweebs are so enamored of rap.

This is the company that makes them.

The sad thing about the below clip is that it is pathetic and corny and still better then all the fight scenes in the last three Star Wars movies. Lucas just did not know what to do with the world that he created. He would have been better off turning it over to the brains behind Bioware.

Wait, isn’t that a game called “The Sims”?

Hilaire Belloc did not like cats.