You can live forever in misery

Survivalists and economic doomsayers will be glad to know that you can pretty much survive on potatoes and milk. The only real lack, according to this analysis, can be covered by — c’mon now, guess — yeah. Oatmeal. This is a fine example of the good news being the bad news, which grants this information an immediate place in the halls of Fact without further review.

(Please note that the source site, Straight Dope, is open to any question, meaning you may find some links distasteful. I concurr with the second reader in the pigeon controversy.)

The Hidden Dangers Of Red Meat

From BBC….

Surgeons thought Rosemary Alvarez had a brain tumour, but on operating they discovered the worm.

Dr Peter Nakaji said Mrs Alvarez probably picked up the worm after eating undercooked meat.

If you are really sick, there is a video clip if you follow the link. I was too chicken to watch it though. There are some things in this life that I just don’t want to know.

Everyone Has To Start Somewhere Part 2

I came across an account written by a guy who was butchering a pig for the first time. I can’t relate for his love of pigs because I never cared for them myself. But I still feel his pain. From Homesteading Hickory Hills….

With the water getting hot, it was finally time to do the dreaded killing. I stepped into the pen with a .22 revolver and a bucket of corn. I poured the corn on the ground and, with heart pumping hard, took a step back and waited for the opportunity to take my shot… hoping that I could actually muster the courage to take it when the moment came. Pearl and Babe swarmed around the feed, jostling each other. Mel managed to distract Babe with some pears. I took aim at the animal I had raised, aimed as carefully as I could, apologized inside, and squeezed the trigger. Everything I had read said to use a .22 bullet, and one guy swore by hollow point ones. The thing I most feared about the whole process of butchering came to pass: the bullet, although exactly where I was told to place it, was not enough. *&%$#@

Mel ran to grab the shotgun while I stared in horror at my beautiful hog. She was certainly stunned, and just stood there. There was no way I was going to attempt to wrestle her down though. Mel handed me the shotgun, and I loaded a slug into it. The only thing worse than killing a hog is half-killing a hog. Damned luck. Poor pig. I aimed again.

That was from Part 1. Part 2 is here and Part 3 is here.

I admire his honesty in writing about the experience. There are some things that have happened to me while raising animals that I don’t know that I will ever want to write about. Then again, I have heard about and seen a lot worse things than what he writes about.

Its a bad time to be a Syrian official

Some one has slowly and methodically bumping people off in Syria. The latest from the Jerusalem Post…

A mysterious explosion near Damascus on Saturday claimed the lives of at least 17 people, including a brigadier-general, further destabilizing the Syrian regime.

A car bomb carrying 200 kilograms of explosives exploded near the Palestine branch of Syrian Military Intelligence, the London-based daily Asharq Alawsat reported.

The identity of the high-ranking military officer, who was reportedly killed as a result of the explosion, had not yet been revealed

The question is: Who is doing this?

The Syrian regime makes half hearted jabs at blaming Israel, but it is clear they don’t really believe this. In fact, it seems more like they are trying to insult whoever is doing this by accusing them of doing Israel’s dirty work they they trying to whip up anger against Israel. In this case, their exat words are…

“Unfortunately, in the years that followed the American war on terror, terrorism has further spread. These kinds of incidents can occur anywhere and are not indicative of security breaches,” Syria’s Foreign Minister Walid Muallem told reporters.

Muallem said further that Israel was among the “biggest benefactors” of the attack.

Things are different now

This is from the early 1800’s…..

In the case of pigs, much must depend upon the situation of the cottage; because all pigs will graze; and therefore on the skirts of forests or commons, a couple or three pigs may be kept, if the family be considerable; and especially if the cottager brew his own beer, which will give grains to assist the wash. Even in lanes, or on the sides of great roads, a pig will find a good part of his food from May to November; and if he be yoked, the occupiers of the neighbourhood must be churlish and brutish indeed, if they give the owner any annoyance…

The cottager’s pig should be bought in the spring or late in winter; and being then four months old, he will be a year old before killing time; for it should always be borne in mind, that this age is required in order to ensure the greatest quantity of meat from a given quantity of food. If a hog be more than a year old, he is the better for it. The flesh is more solid and more nutritious than that of a young hog, much in the same degree that the mutton of a full-mouthed wether is better than that of a younger wether. The pork or bacon of young hogs, even if fatted with corn, is very apt to boil out, as they call it; that is to say, come out of the pot smaller in bulk than it goes in. When you begin to fat, do it by degrees, especially in the case of hogs under a year old. If you feed high all at once, the hog is apt to surfeit and then a great loss of food takes place. Peas, or barley-meal, is the food; the latter rather the best, and does the work quicker. Make him quite fat by all means. The last bushel, even if he sit as he eat, is the most profitable. If he can walk two hundred yards at a time, he is not well fatted.

The whole essay was a fascinating look into the past.

Gene Logsdon on growing raspberries

From his blog….

The reason the wild ones survive on their own is that they move about. In the garden, humans usually want to keep raspberries corralled in permanent rows. Raspberries are like teenagers: they want to get away from their parents but maintain a connection in case they got in a jam. On black and purple varieties, the new canes that come up in the springtime grow to about five feet high, then bend over in midsummer so that the tips of the canes pierce the soil surface and root. The red and yellow ones spread by suckering, that is new canes come up from the roots moving out and away from the parent plants. By moving away from the old stand every year, the new canes usually avoid disease until they fruit in their second year and then die naturally. (Everbearing reds and yellow canes fruit in the fall of their first year and summer of their second year and then die naturally.)

Understanding this process, the successful raspberry grower sets out new plants in the spring (suckers on red raspberries and the new tip sprouts on the blacks that rooted the year before), at some distance from the old plants, same as they do for strawberries. Setting out new plants at least a hundred feet from the old row avoids diseases or delays them at least. And makes weed control a little easier. Even if you buy so-called virus-free plants, they are not really all that free because virus-free rarely last for very long and is of no help against fungal diseases like orange rust. It does help to cut out the old canes as soon as they are through fruiting, but that is very hard work since they are growing right in among the new canes.

I like my tastes buds the way they are

From the New York Times comes a story of people using synsepalum dulcificum to alter their tastes buds. Apparently it makes everything tastes sweet. Personally, I don’t see the appeal of making limes taste candied. From the New York Times….

Mr. Mozie listed his favorite miracle fruit pairings, which included green mangoes and raw aloe. “I like oysters with some lemon juice,” he said. “Usually you just swallow them, but I just chew like it was chewing gum.”

A large group of guests reached its own consensus: limes were candied, vinegar resembled apple juice, goat cheese tasted like cheesecake on the tongue and goat cheese on the throat. Bananas were just bananas.

For all the excitement it inspires, the miracle fruit does not make much of an impression on its own. It has a mildly sweet tang, with firm pulp surrounding an edible, but bitter, seed. Mr. Aliquo said it reminded him of a less flavorful cranberry. “It’s not something I’d just want to eat,” he said.

The Rich World Is Not Facing A Food Crisis Yet

A lot of people are getting unreasonable freaked out by the fact that Sam’s Club and others are limiting the amount of rice you can buy. The reasoning tends to run like this, “Rationing in the breadbasket of the world? The end of the world must be neigh.”

But the fact of the matter is that there is no shortage of rice in the US. The reason that Sam’s Club and other discount stores are limiting rice sales has more to do with the rampant speculation that is going on than it has to do with the state of the rice supply. For a little background on the scale of speculation going on in the grain markets read this post from Naked Capitalism called “Commodity Volatility Creates Problems for Farmers (and May Explain an Inventory Mystery). This quote from the post pretty much says it all…..

Aside from the difficulties that the farmers are facing, the article does contain signs that speculation is overwhelming fundamental activity. One big warning sign mentioned in passing: trading has outgrown the delivery system. If I read this correctly, it means that the volume of futures contracts is so large relative to the actual deliverable commodity that arbitrage (via taking physical delivery) won’t force convergence of futures prices to cash prices at contract maturity.

People with money are so disparate to find safe havens for their money that they are pouring cash into any area that might possible do well even in an economic downturn. Grain is one of those areas because their are real shortages in the world grain market. As a result poor people in third world counties are going to starve.

But the fact that poor people are going to stave does not mean that America faces some kind of grave crisis that threatens are ability to eat. It is a fact that even with the recent run up in prices, rice and other grains are extremely cheap relative to even the poorest of American’s income. If we ate like the rest of the world ate (i.e little or no meat and nothing in the way of processed food), food costs would be fraction of the poorest third of American’s population even if prices doubled from the current high prices. Contrast that with many third world countries where food cost tend to equal 50 to 60 percent of average income even before the recent spike in prices. They can’t cut back on the meat because they never ate much of it to begin with.