The best bandage out there

Some of the best innovations in the world are things that seem ridiculously simple in retrospect. Israeli field bandages are a good example. They seem so natural you wonder why it took people so long to come up with the idea. That is a sign of good design.

You can go here to learn about them. I particularly recommend watching the training video (unfortunately it is QuickTime so I can’t direct link). It will give you a good idea of why Israeli field bandages are becoming the new standard for military medics and other first responders.

Is the Smart Money Bullish?

Felix Salmon thinks that the fact that Goldman Sachs is bailing out one of their own hedge funds to the tune of 3 billion dollars (admittedly, only about 2 billion of that was their own money) is a sign that smart money smells an opportunity. Is he right?

I will grant you that Goldman Sachs fits the definition of smart money. But I have to wonder if it is wise to take their pronouncement that “We are investing not because we have to, but because we want to” at face value. As this article in the Economist points out…

This makes sense. After all, prime brokers provide the finance that allows hedge funds to gear up their returns and lend them the stocks so they can sell individual shares short (ie, gamble that their prices will fall). And monitoring is made all the easier because three investment banks—Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and Bear Stearns—dominate prime brokerage. The trio act as brokers for about 60% of hedge-fund assets.

But this is where the paradox appears. Hedge funds are supposed to be dispersing risk. But if their chief financiers are just three Wall Street banks, is this dispersion more apparent than real? Could banks have shown risk out of the front door by selling loans, only to let it return through the back door of prime broking? Take credit insurance. Banks that own corporate bonds may use the swaps market to hedge against a company defaulting. But if the other side of the swap is taken by a hedge fund whose finances are dependent on loans from that same bank, has risk really been transferred?

Maybe I am being too cynical, but it seems to me that Goldman Sachs has every incentive to make sure this system keeps working. Goldman could easily survive the fallout if its alpha fund went down. But could they survive the fallout of all the quant funds going down? At the rate losses were occurring (Alpha fund was down 13 percent in one week) they might have figured that they had to do whatever it took to stop the rot.

Disasters produce interesting stories

These are stories from the staff of the FDIC about bank shutdowns that they had to do. A sample….

At the Penn Square Bank closing, FDIC closing personnel were assigned portfolios of large, complex, distressed oil and gas loans to evaluate for potential recovery. A certain wildcat drilling company, whose owners were notorious for both their wild and extravagant lifestyles and their lack of success in the oil patch, had an $18 million loan outstanding. The loan initially was valued at a complete $18 million loss. A few days later, a local newspaper ran a front-page article proclaiming in the headline that the drilling company had hit an “Elephant Well.” As it now appeared that the borrowers were rich and their debt would be paid in full, the valuation estimate was changed to reflect full recovery of the $18 million loan. Nearly a week passed before it was discovered that the company had drilled into the Oklahoma Gas & Electric underground storage facility. Both claimed that they had no idea.

H/T Calculated Risk.

Essay of the Week: 8/12/07- 8/18/07

Most people have strong feelings about Jim Cramer. Anyone who does not love him usually winds up hating him. We basically belong to latter category.

So why are we making one of this blowhard’s columns into this week’s essay of the week?

Believe us, we did not want to. But we wanted an essay that would clearly explain why everything is suddenly going boom now in the debt markets. And as much as we hate to admit it, Cramer has the clearest and most believable explanation currently out there. So we bit the bullet and made his column essay of the week.

Now we got to say that this column has all the usual Cramer sins. It is self promoting (for this reason we recommend that you skip the first page). It is has a ridiculous conclusion (so we recommended that you skip the last page). But if you start at the second page you will get clear and concise explanations for why the financial markets have suddenly stoped working.

Believe us, if we could have found a better explanation, we would have used it.

Anyone who has ever done any plumbing can relate to this….

We have been dealing with to much serious stuff lately. This ought to brighten your day if you like to read about the sufferings of others…..

Being your own boss, setting your own working hours, working locally. Can you achieve a more relaxing lifestyle? There was a time, just a few days ago in fact, when I might have agreed with you.

On Monday we got an emergency call. Their driveway was flooded and the water was running downhill to fill the garage. But not to worry, it looked like rainwater not sewage. We leapt into the Plumbmobile with a happy heart and a rodding kit.

A few minutes later we were stood at the edge of a driveway, watching a glutinous brown river of mashed up tissue paper and ominous brown squidgy things snake past and pool in what was once a nice double garage.

The client appeared on the opposite bank of the River Stinks. “I think it might be sewage after all!” He cried.

Read the rest here.

The German Bankers always take care of their own

And this is how they do it (from Der Spiegel)….

The saviors of the German financial sector came together early this month in a sterile conference room at the Düsseldorf headquarters of the IKB commercial bank. The head of Germany’s state development bank KfW, Ingrid Matthäus-Maier, looked anxious. Jörg Asmussen, a departmental head at the Finance Ministry, wrung his hands. His boss, Finance Minister Peer Steinbrück, called from his home in Bonn; other top leaders of German banks were also listening in.

Germany had been hit by a version of the crisis that surprised French investors on Thursday, sending stock markets from New York to Tokyo into unexpected dives. Debts arising from America’s so-called subprime mortgage sector had just caused IKB to falter.

The most thankless job fell to Matthäus-Maier. She had to tell those in attendance that KfW’s stake in IKB was in an unforeseen predicament. The niche bank specializes in the rather dull sector of financing mid-sized companies; but recently it had taken on risky investments in the United States. The bank’s management made some bad bets, and lost. Now it was teetering on the edge of insolvency, unless other German financial institutions chipped in with emergency funding.

Jochen Sanio, president of Germany’s banking supervisory agency BaFin, was pessimistic: If IKB folded, the failure might spread to other institutions, and maybe set off the biggest bank crisis since the Great Depression in the 1930s. Bundesbank President Axel Weber was less bleak, but made another troubling prediction: A chain reaction could endanger Germany’s banking reputation. The gathering of bankers and government officials decided to undertake the biggest rescue operation for a single bank that Germany has ever seen.

Cramer got his wish

How come in real life the bad guys always win? While you are pondering those mysteries of life, read these stories…..

Central banks’ aggressive moves stun markets from the Financial Times. Short quote….

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The European Central Bank stunned markets on Thursday with its aggressive intervention to quash a brewing liquidity crisis in European financial markets.

The ECB move far exceeded in scale and scope the relatively modest steps taken by the Federal Reserve to sustain adequate liquidity in US markets.

After noting a sharp rise in overnight interest rates to 4.7 per cent – far above the target 4 per cent – the ECB put out a statement in the morning saying it stood “ready to assure orderly conditions in the euro money market”.

Within a couple of hours it acted: taking the unprecedented step of offering a pre-announced unlimited tender so that European banks could get as much cash as they wanted.

The last time it stepped in to provide large-scale liquidity in response to market concerns was in the aftermath of the September 11 terrorist attacks. But even then, it did not offer unlimited support.

Equally striking was the amount of money the 49 banks that took up the tender received: €94.8bn ($129bn). This was far above the €69bn banks took on September 12 and the €40bn the next day. By contrast, the Federal Reserve – which also saw overnight rates move up to above 5.75 per cent, compared with its target rate of 5.25 per cent – took less drastic action to support liquidity.

Central banks take emergency credit crunch action from the Times. Short quote from the article…

The Fed said that it would provide $12 billion of temporary reserves to the American banking system through 14-day security repurchase agreements. That was more than double the $5 billion of temporary reserves added through such “repo” agreements last Thursday.

In London, a spokeswoman for the Bank of England said that it had not intervened in markets as of lunchtime.

The disruption to markets in Europe was triggered after BNP Paribas, the French bank, announced the closure of three of its asset-backed credit funds, blaming a drying up of credit. BNP said that it was suspending trading in its Parvest Dynamic ABS, BNP ABS Euribor, and BNP Paribas ABS Eonia funds after the “complete evaporation” of market liquidity.

The German Bundesbank also denied that it was holding emergency talks to discuss problems at West LB, the government-controlled state bank.

The ECB’s intervention came just as its latest monthly bulletin sought to play down fears over a credit crunch, emphasising that “overall financing conditions remain favourable, money and credit conditions vigorous, and liquidity ample”.

A “Significant Liquidity Event” from the Economist’s View. This is a good explanation of what went on today in economic terms. Here is a quote….

If the Fed did not respond, the ff-rate would begin rising, potentially even reaching the discount rate. To avoid this, and maintain a federal funds rate of 5.25%, the “Federal Reserve subsequently poured a little more cash than usual into the U.S. banking system in order to deal with demand spilling over from Europe.” The total amount of the injection was $24 billion, and this is represented by the shift in the supply of reserves indexed by (b) in the diagram. The result is a new equilibrium at E2 where reserves have been increased to accomodate the increase in demand, and the ff-rate is at 5.25%. once again.

If you can’t understand the above read the whole post.

In addition to the links above, there is this post and this post over at calculated risk. But you already read both of those posts right?