A joke is only funny if it contains a little truth.
Actually he is a former car salesman. But he still sells.
A joke is only funny if it contains a little truth.
Actually he is a former car salesman. But he still sells.
See, look… even the troops are saying it: “We have all this technology, and we can’t even find one guy!”
Watch till the very end… there’s an extra gag after the credits pop up.
CNN’s the target of this expose on news, but if they topple under the barrage there are plenty more in the in the battalion marching alongside them.
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H/T American Digest.
From Sippican Cottage I wandered over to this piece decrying the pumpkin as a threadbare monarch. Enjoyable even if you have no particular malice against pumpkins.
At the college that I went to, most of the faculty had a very progressive, liberal, fault-finding perspective. Most of the students, too. And those that didn’t were generally arrogant and self-assured about the benefits of conservative self-centered self-help.
Now you can go to college on YouTube.
Some of this criticism is spot on. Some of it is ludicrous. Does this commentator honestly believe that all transactions everywhere are always mutually beneficial? Anyone who does not have an MBA and has worked a few jobs should know better. Exploitation is real. Capitalism does a lot better with the “worst form of commerce, except for the alternatives” line of defense than it does with the “does no harm” line of defense.
There are other such things in the commentary to complain about; other blind assertions, fiat declarations of universal rules and benefits, and so forth.
But you know what? The drivel being commented on doesn’t actually deserve better.
I was going to recommend the commentary for any kids young enough not to have experience seeing through liberal hate speech, but I am not sure I know any kids that are both capable of understanding the more complex words and sentences used and also not capable of understanding the inadequacy of the woman’s presentation. So now I am just posting it so you can get disgusted. Enjoy.
http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9B2GCRO0.htm
Car sales died in September. Everyone was supposed to expect this because the other name for “Cash for clunkers” is “Buy Tomorrow’s Car Today.”
Put these pieces together:
“It was a more difficult month than we anticipated,” Mark LaNeve, GM’s vice president of U.S. sales, told reporters during a conference call.
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GM’s sales plunged 45 percent to 155,679 vehicles in September, compared with a year earlier. Chrysler sold only 62,197 vehicles last month, down 42 percent.[…]
“As expected, the market returned to pre-Cash for Clunkers levels in September,” said GM’s LaNeve. “Fortunately the fourth quarter looks brighter.”
Yesterday was worse than we expected, but we expect tomorrow to be better. It’s the song of the recession.
A reporter in San Francisco gets bad service on her iphone. One commentor, on the verge of hysteria, points out that a more factually constructed article would compare the service with other phones on the same network (the commentor either misses or choose to ignore the dubious nature of an “informal Facebook survey”).
ATT doesn’t see what the big deal is. Well–maybe not. But then, what is the big deal about the iphone in the first place?
Live by image, die by image.
I am set apart with the dead,
like the slain who lie in the grave,
whom you remember no more,
who are cut off from your care.
I’ve seen flaming globs of rhetorical magma flung back and forth over who is “lying” about health care reform, and aside from the fact that there are clearly people on both sides running around deliberately distorting and hyping things I think it mostly comes down to interpretation. Those supporting health care reform see it as a well-intentioned effort to address known and serious problems; and while the more credible among them would not say the reform package is perfect, they see it as a good-intentioned attempt to improve which will gradually improve itself as a natural development of those intentions.
Some of those opposing reform deny that there are any good intentions at all anywhere by anyone supporting the reform, excepting idiots who don’t know better; and thereby they lose their chance at a hearing. The sober argument is that good intentions is an intoxicating will to power, which, despite the intial emotionally beneficient inclination of the reform leaders, will will naturally corrupt and pervert itself. You could say “power corrupts” or you could simply say that human nature is corrupt; this is really an argument about human nature, not health care. Are humans fundmentally morally corrupt, so that the more effort they put into a moral goal the more perverse it becomes? Should we depend on a capable and aware creator to manage the infinite inequities that abound in human interactions? Or are humans evolving toward a better moral capacity, which behooves them to rework prior less equitable systems with modern, advanced understanding?
The headline quote from Ezekiel Emmanuel does not say that we should kill old people who have dementia. It says that we should not guarantee health care for them. This leaves freely open the possibility that concerned family members could still take whatever steps they wanted to care for their own loved ones; it merely says that the state should not guarantee the futile or impossible. Yet I find the statement thoroughly odious. For more disgusting opinions on how to manage governmental providence, read the Wall Street Journal Opinion roast.
Incidentally, when searching for this article, I came across a rebuttal. I have no idea how authoritative or effectual this rebuttal is considered by the other side, but I can say for myself I understand but do not accept the argument that Emmanuel is being misrepresented. The explicit contention is that there are concepts in Emmanuel’s writing which will develop into horrible practices. If you had some right-wing fanatic saying “Let’s bomb the Iranians for their own good,” it would be spurious to say that the person was quoted out of context if qouted as “‘Let’s bomb the Iranians.'” The fact the Emmanuel means his system to be beneficient and realistic does not touch on the opposing contention that it will not end up beneficient in practice. The rebuttal fails.
Sometimes, you know, mandatory state standards aren’t enough, and you just have to personally make sure that it’s illegal for someone to believe anything different than you do.