The fellow who wrote this has to learn things the hard way….

Did you know that if a cowboy falls just right a full grown bull dog can pull a full grown cowboy down a clinic hallway at approximately 20 mph? It’s true.

Did you know that that a full grown ostrich can kick a full grown cowboy approximately 20 yards through the air? It’s true.

Did you know that if your vet asks you to assist him in semen testing a bull that your life will be in danger if you say yes? It’s true.

Did you know that llamas spit? Well I sure wish you had said something about it before Frank got to teach me that!

Unfortunately, this post is only about how he learned that Llamas spit. I look forward to reading about how he learned the other lessons. I should warn you though, that this guy’s formatting is awful.

In my opinion, crazy people are the only ones worth hanging out with. Unfortunately, I have never had the pleasure of meeting these nuts, but I enjoyed reading this piece all the same.

This fun little essay that I found (h/t The Survival Blog) just goes to prove that it is the small things that can make a job enjoyable. Who won’t enjoy making a navy fighter jock feel slow?

Licky has found a video that will scare all mothers…

A lot of people get their ideas about what guns can do from TV. And most of those ideas are wrong. For example, most guns are incapable of shooting a lock off like they do on TV. Here is a series of tests that a guy ran to prove that point….

This video reminded me of something I would have liked to have made. In a one sense, it’s nothing special, but on the other hand, it’s pretty funny what two kids with enough time on their hands can come up with. The special effects are fairly simple, yet oddly fitting.

Hat tip: Ministry Of Manipulation